“This is an invitation to change everything.”
“In September, world leaders are coming to New York City for a UN summit on the climate crisis. UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon is urging governments to support an ambitious global agreement to dramatically reduce global warming pollution.
With our future on the line and the whole world watching, we’ll take a stand to bend the course of history. We’ll take to the streets to demand the world we know is within our reach: a world with an economy that works for people and the planet; a world safe from the ravages of climate change; a world with good jobs, clean air and water, and healthy communities.”
Blah, blah, blah. Yet another UN summit on climate change that will result in a lot of hot air and empty promises, grand-standing, and long-winded proclamations and “commitments” that will never be fulfilled. No accountability, no solutions, just a lot of blah-blah and rhetoric and well-meaning folks taking to the streets.
Go ahead and march if you want. Hopefully, it’s a nice fall day and you can enjoy being outside. And hopefully, the NYC Police Department will be on its best behavior and won’t choke-hold marchers or tear-gas them.
Don’t you know you can count me out. Why? Don’t I believe that climate change is real? Am I really that much of a skeptic?
Yes, I believe the climate is changing, in some ways irrevocably and with consequences we’ll have to deal with in the near- and long-term, and in other ways we have no way of knowing what we’ve set in motion or how to stop it. I’ve witnessed it first-hand in places near and far.
But marches and UN summits will never solve this problem, and the strident, petulant voices leading the charge will never be heard. It’s just wasted energy (and wasted carbon from all that travel) that could be better spent finding, supporting, and investing in solutions.
“Bend the course of history”? I’m sorry People’s Climate March, you won’t even succeed in bending anyone’s ear long enough to make a modicum of difference.
So here’s my Top 10 Reasons You Won’t See Me at the People’s Climate March in New York City on September 21st:
10. Because even though John Lennon is one of my heroes, “Power to the People”
was never one of my favorite Lennon songs.
9. “People, Planet and Peace Over Profit.”
I’m not an either/or kind of guy. Besides, without profit, no change is a-coming, people. Find a way to make it profitable, and the change you seek will be the change we get.
5. I actually have to be in Brooklyn with three of my six kids. (Whoa, before you shout me down, these three are stepchildren!)
4. Because I really don’t mind telling my grandkids that I wasn’t at “the largest climate march ever.” It may be that, but it will only be a blip on the radar screen of history.
3. “Hope Not Heatwaves.”
Seriously, they are still hanging on to that Hopey-Changey-Promisey stuff. How exactly did that work out again?
2. Because the whole world may not actually be watching, but some folks from the NSA may be and they’ll be taking GPS coordinates on your ass from that day on.
And, finally, the Number 1 reason you won’t see me at the People’s Climate March:
I prefer to focus on solutions and meaningful, measurable, and sustainable action on climate change rather than hot air, empty promises, and acerbic rhetoric.
“To Change Everything, We Need Everyone,” says one placard produced by the PCM. But they don’t really believe that any more than the Koch Brothers believe they are a “model company for a clean environment.”
Just more empty rhetoric and hot air. March on and turn your lights off, people, and try not to trip over your own naivete.
We all want to change the world, but this march isn’t going to change anything.